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A further Exporting Installment

Hello Mr Joe,

Thank you, I would be happy to supply a single Flare Pistol. As stated in my previous email, please forward me proof of your handgun licence (including stamp for allowance to handle virtual handguns) and proof of membership of a professional nautical body (or advanced sailing certificate) and I can expedite your order. A scan of the document that clearly shows the issuing office will be absolutely fine for this purpose.

While the Flare Pistol does come with a selection pack of six multicoloured flares, if you wish to order additional ammunition at this time I can offer you a 25% discount. However, I regret to inform you that 1.5" explosive ammunition is not legally available to civilians within the UK in RL.

The cost excluding delivery will be £3,481.80, with half of the export fee (£1,450) paid in advance before the beginning of the export process.

On 5 May 2011, at 00:10, Mark Joe wrote:

Hello , Good to hear back from you,here is the needed items stated below

Ordinal Flare Pistol
============== Qty 1

Please don't worry about the shipping cost because i have my personal shipping agent in London. That will come for the pick up of the package in you stores and i have inform them about this and they told me the best way to come for the pick up in your store is for you to email me the below,

1,Your name
2,Your store address
3,How many packages
4,weight of each box
5,How many boxes
6,Your Tel# and Fax #.
7,The exact time the packages will be ready for pick up.
8,Total order amount

Kindly get back to me with the total amount of my order alone excluding the shipping cost, so i can forward you my credit card details to process for the order. Thank you for your co-operation and God will bless you.


(a real address that is quite innocent I suspect)

(You may see further past posts and future developments by looking at the "SL to RL Export" tag in this Journal.)

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Icterus Dagger's picture
05 May201113:22
Icterus Dagger (not verified)

Dame Ordinal,

How is this person contacting you? I don't see any RL contact information or e-mail, though I confess I haven't checked every line of every page of your blog.


Ordinal Malaprop's picture
06 May201113:56
Ordinal Malaprop

My address is found in a few public mailing lists I believe. You are correct that it is not listed here - I have a slight suspicion that the sender of these messages may not actually have any knowledge of who I am or what it is that I do. Perhaps I am being cynical.

Icterus Dagger's picture
02 Jun201118:27
Icterus Dagger (not verified)

Any updates on this, yet? Had he caught on?


Ordinal Malaprop's picture
03 Jun201117:01
Ordinal Malaprop

A good question - no, he has not. I have not heard from Mr Joe since. Perhaps he is having trouble getting his handgun licence stamped with the "virtual firearms" permission.