A script in haiku

// LSL Haiku, first attempt
// Ordinal Malaprop
// Sat Aug 22 15:20:04 BST 2009

// RULES:
// Each function must be a haiku including the declaration,
// though only identifiable words and numbers need be included, not
// punctuation.
// Events must contain a haiku i.e. be three lines, 5/7/5.
// "0" can be pronounced zero or "oh" to make things slightly easier.

string say(string toSay)
{
        llSay(0, toSay);
        return toSay + " said.";
}

string theFirstLinePlease()
{
        string firstLine = "This is the first";
        return firstLine + " line.";
}

string theSecondLine()
{
        string lineTwo = "the second line.";
        return "This, " + lineTwo;
}

string andTheThirdLine()
{
        string thirdLine = "it really the";
        return thirdLine + " last?";
}

default
{
        state_entry()
        {
                say(theFirstLinePlease());
                say(theSecondLine() + " Or is,");
                say(andTheThirdLine());
        }
}