October 2008

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Well, if there is one thing that is undeniable about the latest Move by the Laboratory to Solve Everything By Obtaining More Money, it is that, almost without exception, everyone is very cross.

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The issue of reduced performance due to OpenSpace Use - or Abuse - does, I am told by reliable sources, have some relevance to reality. However, I would say that there are a number of very good Reasons why this recent action is considered simply Beyond The Pale.

1. “What did you think was going to happen?” Bear in mind that it was in fact Linden Laboratory which increased the allowed number of prims in OpenSpace sims, months ago. Clearly that is tacit encouragement to use those prims. There was complaint that this would distort the land market, but in the main the new OpenSpace sims were greeted well, as they were clearly superior products for many uses.

2. “You knew it was happening and you did nothing.” Everyone knew that OpenSpace sims were being used for all sorts of things apart from Sailing and Occasional Walks In The Park. The Forums were full of advertisements for them as residential, and in fact, complaints were regularly raised that OpenSpace areas were being passed off as full-fat Sims in sales - because on first glance they appear fine, and even on subsequent glances, and in fact they are fine in a lot of cases where certain types of scripting or high occupancy are not involved. Please - the idea that this is an issue that has suddenly appeared out of nowhere is not credible.

On that basis, were attempts made to stop this use? No. Which leads to:

3. “You’re not even trying to stop it, you’re just trying to cash in.” This may not be an entirely fair characterisation but I have to say that, when the response to what is claimed to be a problem is not to try to fix the problem but to raise prices, it appears both cynical and mercenary, even if it can be passed of as some sort of Economic Disincentive, much as simply raising the Tax upon a harmful item such as Tobacco appears cynical and mercenary even when passed off as a Health Disincentive. As a connected point:

4. “I don’t abuse my sim, why am I being charged extra?” Everyone is being penalised without discrimination, and there is a good deal of variation in the use of OpenSpace areas, from rarely-visited gardens to overpacked clubs full of temp rezzers. Oh and yes:

5. “These are the same issues that the mainland and other areas face, and you’ve ignored those too.” The widespread use of temp rezzers for instance is a menace, has always been a menace and has been effectively ignored as an issue. Similarly abuse of sim resources has been something that people have complained about on the mainland before I was born with little or no effect. Poor sim performance due to overuse and abuse is not exactly exclusive to OpenSpaces, and trying to pretend a sudden concern for these matters falls flat, particularly when that concern manifests itself through a two-thirds increase in tier as opposed to any relevant corrective action at all.

And let us not forget another more contemporary factor:

6. “Oh that is very convenient timing.” Enter the Grid nowadays and one is greeted by an advertisement for the latest Laboratory exercise, Nautilus. A series of residential sims. At the same time, a product noted for its popularity for residential use, and generally quite fine for that, suddenly experiences an enormous price increase. Oh, how coincidental.

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I do not, myself, believe in conspiracy theories that this was all some sort of cunning plan by the Laboratory, a “bait and switch” as the phrase has it, to encourage the purchase of OpenSpace areas and then suddenly charge more for them. The main reason that I do not believe these theories is that it would imply a level of long-term planning, and successful long-term planning as well, that I consider utterly unrealistic for the Laboratory.

Closer to the truth I suspect is that there have been issues relating to the grid for a while, a Technical Sort Of Linden has put forward the idea that OpenSpace sims are not helping, the matter has churned around for a few months without any action, and then someone or other has leapt upon the matter as something meaning that (a) an Extra Charge could be Levied and (b) lowered Mainland and Full Sim takeup, as well as takeup for this new Laboratory island group, could be corrected.

And so the fatal word was passed down, until somebody, somewhere, actually had to write a Post, which was composed in the usual brash and insensitive manner (the Lord may know who is employed in the Laboratory’s Public Relations department, but I doubt even He knows why) and sent out without warning, let alone Grandfathering.

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And here we all are. Rarely have I heard the word “opensim” said so many times in discussions.

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Footnotes

- A Protesting JIRA Vote

I have been terribly remiss not to mention the following Contest regarding “steampunk” appearance, of which I am pleased to be a judge: http://www.koinup.com/contest/secondlifesteampunk/

Said Contest is being run by the Aethernet Pictorial Establishment “Koinup”, and involves Photography of one’s own personal appearance in the “steampunk” style. The Closing Date is the 16th of October, and the Prize at the moment is a “Skye Steampunk Castle”, apparently a most extensive piece of architecture.

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In terms of News for the Curious as to my Recent Activities, I fear that actually I have not been as active as I might have been, but I am currently making efforts to become more so. My physician has suggested a course of Coca Extract but I dare say that the man is a little too enamoured of that particular Pharmaceutical; he has recently seemed a little too Obsessively Talkative and of a Suspicious yet Boastful Character, and his most respectable Stomach appears to have receded distinctly. A gentleman of his years and profession should possess a Properly Proportioned Abdomen in my opinion, not the physique of a Peripatetic Youth.

Rejecting these suggestions and concentrating more on Industry, I am currently in the process of constructing a particular model of a Percussion Revolver (with support for the Deadwood area) as well as finishing the Ordinal Extensible Cat, a self-salting device of interest to the Nautical.

In terms of things actually released, one that seems tangentially appropriate to mention is the Languagelab Bubble Emoter, an item that I have created on a Contractual Basis and which is available Free, Gratis and For Nothing at the “Greenies Home” region. Said educational device produces, by means of cunning chemical processes, Drifting Bubbles, which travel to a chosen target and deliver a message in one of a number of different languages. Certain phrases have been carefully and idiomatically translated for use here, and whilst the exact texts may be a tad Modern for some readers, the item may perhaps provide amusement and Informative Linguistics.

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