- An explanation
- Avatars Unite! As many times as is desired!
- A Useful Script - "Mass Distribution by List of Names in a Notecard"
- A piece of Christmas Arboreal Scripting
- A few words on Linden Homes
- Mercantile Insanity, a Longer Version
- Mercantile insanity, short version
- Verbosity and the Law
- Satire is dead
- Whimsical Happenings

Charming. As always Miss Malaprop. Your command of the language of the law makes me glad to be an English-speaking person.
These fine candies are just the thing for clearing the head after imbibing too much of the 'Nog. No holiday table is complete without an open box of Humbugs to welcome your once-a-year friends and relatives. My compliments as always, Miss Malaprop.
Canolli Capalini and I lay on the floor of Greenies, laughing so hard we were unable to move! They indeed are quite capable of fully tickling one's funny bone!
And now that I know I may purchase a box of my own, I shall be off to your shop as soon as I recover from my last cinnamon bon bon.
I recently spotted a wax cylinder recording made by my friend Osprey Therian as she semaphored her seasonal message to the assembled penguins that have taken to worshipping her as a queen. I send this cylinder by carrier toad as I'm sure you will be delighted to see your invention employed in such a peaceful manner. Good Night.
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I have to say, after sharing some of these with my dear fiance, that we're quite taken with the, er....invigorating effect of these most peculiar sweets!