A proper(ish) Galvanic Swordstick Video

Fantastic!

Ordinal… this… is… divine… advertising. Surely the best infomercial in the metaverse! I wanted to put it on the NPIRL website but don’t want to join one more thing - Vimeo. Any chance you can give me the URL or allow me to download it?

Also, I need a recharger like that irl. Really really I do.

My dear Miss Malaprop! as soon as I caught wind of your latest release, I made my way to your shop posthaste and emptied the contents of my sow’s ear onto your counter (I’m sorry about the moths - please ensure you spray soon otherwise I fear they will devour your material goods) in order to own one. As I had a few coppers left, I also plumped for a flick-knife (for whittling and the occasional act of self defence against Dandelion & Burdock enraged woodland folk).

I can not hold either item (or my newly updated Webley - a further thank you!) in high enough regard. They look wonderful, work beautifully and the inclusion of an automatic update option is simply amazing - how do you fit it all in to such small products? Do you use some manner of enlittling device? Is there an elf, gnome, sprite or similar tiny folk of the Fey in your employ?

Thank you my dear lady and rest assured that should I need to use any of the items I now carry about my person, the blaggard on the receiving end will be made well aware that the impeding arrival of his (or, in these sad times, her) last breath will have been hastened by the application of a truly superior product.

Yours in Travel. And Whittling.
HeadBurro Antfarm – Backpacking Burro.
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