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A proper(ish) Galvanic Swordstick Video


The Ordinal Galvanic Swordstick from Ordinal Malaprop on Vimeo.

Goodness! Three of the things on one front page! Excessive, I would say.

Vivito Volare's picture
25 Nov200717:02
Vivito Volare (not verified)

Fantastic!

Bettina Tizzy's picture
30 Nov200704:03
Bettina Tizzy (not verified)

Ordinal... this... is... divine... advertising. Surely the best infomercial in the metaverse! I wanted to put it on the NPIRL website but don't want to join one more thing - Vimeo. Any chance you can give me the URL or allow me to download it?

Also, I need a recharger like that irl. Really really I do.

Ordinal Malaprop's picture
30 Nov200704:12
Ordinal Malaprop (not verified)

One should be able to embed the video without joining Vimeo - there is an "embed" link when the mouse is rolled over the thing on its original page, here. Apparently it does not appear on the embedded version on this page, how odd....

(I think you would have to join in order to download the source file.)

HeadBurro Antfarm's picture
30 Nov200719:38
HeadBurro Antfarm (not verified)

My dear Miss Malaprop! as soon as I caught wind of your latest release, I made my way to your shop posthaste and emptied the contents of my sow's ear onto your counter (I'm sorry about the moths - please ensure you spray soon otherwise I fear they will devour your material goods) in order to own one. As I had a few coppers left, I also plumped for a flick-knife (for whittling and the occasional act of self defence against Dandelion & Burdock enraged woodland folk).

I can not hold either item (or my newly updated Webley - a further thank you!) in high enough regard. They look wonderful, work beautifully and the inclusion of an automatic update option is simply amazing - how do you fit it all in to such small products? Do you use some manner of enlittling device? Is there an elf, gnome, sprite or similar tiny folk of the Fey in your employ?

Thank you my dear lady and rest assured that should I need to use any of the items I now carry about my person, the blaggard on the receiving end will be made well aware that the impeding arrival of his (or, in these sad times, her) last breath will have been hastened by the application of a truly superior product.

Yours in Travel. And Whittling.
HeadBurro Antfarm – Backpacking Burro.
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