Effective Protection from the Grid Itself!

Apropos of not a lot: I was, this afternoon, conversing with Pavig Lok during one of the periods of Grid Irregularity that we face after having been thrown out for no apparent reason, and attempted to pull up a wooden crate to sit on with some vague hope for protection (those who know me will be aware that sitting on crates is in fact my preferred method of resting my weary bones, perhaps due to my inability to construct decent chairs). After the minute or so which said crate took to arrive, I reflected that more protection might be offered if I actually hid inside it.

Clearly this was something both accurate in theoretical nature and necessary for me to construct, and thus I have done so. You may find the Grid Crash Protection Box in the usual places (my Caledon shop - SLurl - or SLX or SLB) and for the usual price (not a bean). Merely right-click and Cower, and you will be immediately protected from all Grid Crashes and other Malign Events. (Also from the attentions of Griefers, Customers and similar.)

Some might say "but Ordinal, what use is a box which protects one as long as one is hiding within it, when, should the Grid fail, the box will be removed and one will be revealed?" To such nonsense I say "Officer! That ruffian there tried to steal my purse! Take them away, give them a sound thrashing and pay no attention to their witterings about boxes" and I will have you know that I am on very good terms with the constabulary.