During the latest DownTime I have noticed that certain of my esteemed fellow residents seem to delight in posting the same complaints repeatedly across the forums. In actual fact the details of these complaints seem to vary little between events, and I imagine that it must be something of a strain to produce different prose each time.
With that in mind I have produced one of my Automated Tools for the convenience of anyone wishing to do so. Merely by visiting the Random Linden Lab Flame Generator, one may produce compositions such as
On top of everything else, we have to deal with closing the forums! I signed up so that I could sell inflatable penises - and I can't! Is this all some trick to get rid of us so you can sell SL to Microsoft? I put my kids through college by selling badly-made orbiters! I'm a internet dietician and if I did this in my job I'd be fired! As a paying customer I don't expect missing textures! This is the worst level of service I have ever seen. I pay for SL out of my hard-earned wages! YOU SUCK!!!
Being a Chicken Shack manager means that I know how things should be run - and this isn't it! On top of everything else, we have to deal with freebie reselling! I'm a lawyer with twenty years experience and if any of my employees behaved like you do, I'd fire them! Why don't we get more warning about W-Hat? I demand compensation!
for the delight of all readers. I know that I certainly appreciate reading such things. Any further suggestions for professions, issues, products or anything else will be gratefully received.