Ordinal Enterprises is proud to announce an Easter event of sorts: the Easter Egg Cannon.
Merely find and touch the above device (which should not be a matter of great difficulty) and… well, what to do should become clear.
I am not planning to make a huge amount of steam-powered confectionery in the future, and know of no-one else in the business of doing so, thus this will likely be your Only Opportunity to acquire such a thing - and for No Charge! How can this be resisted by a rational lady, gentleman or other?
Product not for internal use. Ordinal Enterprises is not responsible for diabetic comas or coal poisoning.
Edit: Well, if you, the reader, did not pick one up, I fear that you will never obtain the item. My apologies, but I did say that it would only be available for a limited period.
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April 18, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Anonymous
I finally got a chance to breathe and pop in again here as an aside to all my land dealing nonsense - Brilliant stuff as Always, Ordinal!
Keep it up!